Sorry for the lack of posting today. The icy cold hand of fear has gripped my heart and is sapping my will. The proximity of such concentrated evil is almost too much for this mere mortal.
No, not him. Eviler!
Oooh, scary. You're getting close, but still not evil enough.
Well, that's certainly evil enough, and it does fill my soul with an eldritch horror, but something isn't quite right about it...
Gaah! That's it! Karl Rove is in town. [shudder] It's okay, I'm scared too. If we keep our wits about us we can make it through this. Ia! Ia! Rove fhtagn!